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« on: May 07, 2008, 02:57:56 AM »

Originally posted by James-Ryan


Welcome to part 9 of our Crysis Video/Machinima series! Today we would like to show you some funny movies based on commercials and TV Shows, but fully created within the CryENGINE 2.


Crysis: TV SHOP

If you ever wanted to have your own Nanosuit, this is the right shop for you. For only 9.000.000 $ you are able to make yourself stronger, faster and even invisible. So take a seat and enjoy this really special TV Shop:



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHb8Pa3VBA&amp;hl=en" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHb8Pa3VBA&amp;hl=en" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHb8Pa3VBA&amp;hl=en</a></a>


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This second movie, made by the Group Project 1, chooses a different way of comedy. It trys to show you the daily channel switching on TV, but in the Crysis universe and of course in a funny way. In order to not give too much away just enjoy this movie:


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZimCpXYryuU&amp;hl=en" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZimCpXYryuU&amp;hl=en" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ZimCpXYryuU&amp;hl=en</a></a>

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Feel free to discuss about this two funny movies in the comments. Furthermore, if you would like to see your own video or machinima in one of the upcoming news, feel free to write a short PM.


Related Links:

-Video1: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHb8Pa3VBA&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHb8Pa3VBA&rel=0</a>
-Video2: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZimCpXYryuU&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ZimCpXYryuU&rel=0</a>


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Enjoy! Smiley

Reason for the scarce news can be found in the link below.

http://www.crysis-online.com/forum/index.php/topic,25785.new.html#new
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 03:29:13 AM »

Did he say ''buy your nanosuit today, and your penis will be bigger!'' Huh?

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 03:45:33 AM »

He said "Nanosuite" o_o

The second vid was quite hilarious though, especially the ending bit.
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 05:45:13 AM »

Nanossuuiiittte  Kiss
 Tongue the first one is well thought but I liked the second one the best  Happy Camper
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 04:14:46 PM »

LOL, in the first one, towards the end, he sounds like Uwe Boll Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 05:01:47 AM »

haha Cheesy .. Love the second vid Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2008, 05:12:24 AM »

Quote from the second:
''Crabs are our friends. Gods magnificent little beings. Eight legs of crawling fury and two giant pincors.
They crawl up out of the water and on to the sand, as we invite them into our homes, because greenpeace is a friend of nature. Yes here at greenpeace, we have crabs.''
I lol'ed so hard at this one! Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 10:10:43 AM »

Damn...That was great. Thanks Flamed Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 08:41:30 AM »

Both were good, but the second one was definitely the funniest.
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